(Source: drivebylove)
One of the rudest things you can do is break your chip in the salsa that’s mad rude like
do you ever dislike a person on here but are afraid to speak your mind because everyone else rides their dick like a rodeo and they will get butt hurt
See our generation’s problem is that we don’t know the difference between being rebellious and being just plain fucking stupid
- Fall Out Boy: brothers and sisters put this record down take my advice 'cause we are bad news we will leave you high and dry
- Me: wHY DIDN'T I LISTEN OH MY GOD
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
(Source: awkward-elevator)
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey
i just ate a whole box of fruit by the foot in under 10 minutes
